"I need a little help;
can I have a John Watson too?"


Rachel | 17 | Sherlock/Star Trek/Merlin

I'm a slightly obnoxious, highly insensitive spazz with anxiety problems, but I promise that I'm friendly unless provoked! I wholeheartedly ship Johnlock, Merthur, Spirk, Chulu, Uhotty, Spuffy, and Stony and I am a proud Gryffindor - I also love American Horror Story and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Welcome to my mind palace, my starship;
I hope you enjoy your stay.
A Sociopath Without A Watson
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ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

burgrs:

if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like

spicyshimmy:

seriously though no orci for stxiii here are some better qualified individuals to direct the next star trek film

  • leonard nimoy
  • william shatner
  • my neurotic cousin
  • a friendly cat
  • but how about literally any individual who actually gives a crap about the franchise and…

hardcoregrandma:

me as a parent

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